[ so she's realized her haiku looks a lot better if she does her best not to typo no matter how drunk she is. it takes her a while to type this up, stopping every so often to count syllables and fix any misspellings or typos, but... ]
some guy named souji taught me how to write haiku samurai are cool
stayed up all last night thinking about you and me hope you are doing well
[Souji? When did Roxy know Souji? And how does samurai have to do with it? Souji did like to use katana to fight, but... he'll have to ask her later, when they're not writing in haiku.]
watch your syllables your haiku isnt bad but doing has two not one
you are sweet roxy maybe we can spend some time together today
lets talk about us its been two weeks but no rush im down if you are
[ oh oh OH GOD she wasn't expecting him to reply in haiku ksjdghlkdg this is too cute, even if she does feel a little embarrassed she fucked up the last line. ]
ive no idea im sure there must be something there you can have
all right screw it im done with haiku lets just pretend that last line had five syllables instead of four if theres nothing there thats vegetarian then we can find someplace else to eat that sound good?
[Does he not remember? Not know? Teasing her in some sort of...backwards...way? Maya will just stare down at her offending hand with horror before promptly pressing it to her forehead.]
What are you saying? Yesterday! What happened yesterday! That's what I'm sorry for...! You...You don't have to act like it didn't happen for me, you know...
[ she wants to leave another message because things aren't going too well for her, but she thinks better of it. after all, there's no use looking like a clingy girlfriend when there's a.) no relationship to speak of and b.) ... well, no one wants a clingy, dependent friend, do they? no, no they don't.
[ and now, ar's gone. one of her best friends from her world, and he's gone. it's upsetting roxy more than she wants to say, so much so that she doesn't even want to bother with the voice function. it's stupid to be that upset about it, right? she'll see him again when she goes back, right??
well yeah.
but he'll be glasses.
she'll never be able to hold hands with him again, or kiss him, or share a laugh with him when he tells a stupid joke. she knows it's better for him to be home and glasses again because that's how he was most comfortable, but roxy's a little selfish in that way. she was happy with the idea of him as a person—a human.
and rose is still asleep, and roxy's getting more and more worried that when she finally bucks up the courage to send her a message, it'll bounce back with the dreaded "USER NOT FOUND" message. ]
hye hhey fcuk gd it *hey guess ur still asleep thats how this place goes loosk like but if you coudl do me a big mclarge huge favor and wake up soon that would be p fuckin cool
[Adachi's really no good with this touchy feely stuff, so even though he's touched that Roxy missed him, he's going to answer it in the most mature way possible.]
if it makes you feel better i much prefer your cavern over the other one
dated early morning 5/6
some guy named souji
taught me how to write haiku
samurai are cool
stayed up all last night
thinking about you and me
hope you are doing well
no subject
watch your syllables
your haiku isnt bad but
doing has two not one
you are sweet roxy
maybe we can spend some time
together today
lets talk about us
its been two weeks but no rush
im down if you are
1/2
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this is only my second
day writing haiku
[ and shit, he's right. it has been two weeks, hasn't it? now she feels kinda bad. ]
yes i would like that
should i meet you at your place
or shall we eat out
[ HEH HEH HEH ]
ps:
youre sweeter ;)
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lets go somewhere nicemaybe someplace fresh and new
how do you like steak
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tell you this but i am a
vegetarian
but if its with you
i dont think i would mind much
they have salads right
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ive no idea
im sure there must be something
there you can have
all right screw it im done with haiku
lets just pretend that last line had five syllables instead of four
if theres nothing there thats vegetarian then we can find someplace else to eat
that sound good?
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i meant it when i said it
was okay with me
by the way you are
fucking cute as
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yea fuck it i cant do it anymore
but w/e ur just the cutest fucking thing ok
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{video} backdated to 5/7??? lmfao so late......
{video} IT'S OK I'M LATE TOO
{video} LMF
I-I'm so sorry, Adachi-san!
{video} timing masters
{video} kawaii dachi
[--What?!]
What are you saying? Yesterday! What happened yesterday! That's what I'm sorry for...! You...You don't have to act like it didn't happen for me, you know...
{video} kawaii mayo
{video}
VOICE; dated 5/26
Yoooo! Tohru! Haven't seen you for a while. Hope you're doin okay. See you soon.
VOICE; dated 5/29
Ohhh, my god, if you went and got yourself eaten by that stupid cavern I'm gonna laugh sooooo hard when you wake up.
TEXT; dated 6/3
and it's been around two weeks since she's seen adachi. ]
shit
that cavren
*cavern w/e
doesnt mess round
does it.....
NOT HERE; dated 6/09
maybe hearing some of the network's dumbest jokes ever will cheer her up.
it's worth a shot. ]
TEXT; dated 6/16
well yeah.
but he'll be glasses.
she'll never be able to hold hands with him again, or kiss him, or share a laugh with him when he tells a stupid joke. she knows it's better for him to be home and glasses again because that's how he was most comfortable, but roxy's a little selfish in that way. she was happy with the idea of him as a person—a human.
and rose is still asleep, and roxy's getting more and more worried that when she finally bucks up the courage to send her a message, it'll bounce back with the dreaded "USER NOT FOUND" message. ]
hye
hhey
fcuk gd it
*hey
guess ur still asleep
thats how this place goes loosk like
but
if you coudl do me a big mclarge huge favor
and wake up soon
that would be p fuckin cool
TEXT; dated 6/17
if it makes you feel betteri much prefer your cavern over the other one
VOICE; a few minutes later. 1/2
Oh my fucking god—
voice.
also totally ignoring that crack about her "cavern" for the moment. ]
When did you wake up? Where the fuck are you?
voice.
I'm walking out of that place as we speak. You're pretty lucky I kept my device with me when I decided to come down here.
voice. 1/2
S'my understanding that you don't get a choice.
[ god why does she have to be at work right now. kdjhgkdg okay, okay, getting a hold of herself now. ]
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